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LIFE IS GOOD
I am a senior; I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, and I don’t have acne.
Life is great! I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
THE UNRAVELING OF EVIL
THE DRUG TRAFFICKING TERRORIST SPONSORING PRESIDENT
THE TWELVE TRIGGERS OF CHRISTMAS
12 Christians praying
11 Good cops cop-ing
10 Trumps a tweeting
9 Men Succeeding
8 Comics joking
7 Armed civilians
6 Russians hacking
5 Whites with no guilt
4 Soyless Lattes
3 Full-time moms
2 Total genders
And a Straight Couple with a Family
MUHAMMAD RESIGNS AS PROPHET AMID SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS
On the heels of this week's resignation of Karl Marx as leading figure in the communist movement due to allegations of sexual misconduct, the triggered social justice organizers of the #MeToo collective have claimed the scalp of another progressive icon.
At a press conference, supported by her family and lawyers, a woman named Aisha claimed that she was taken as a bride by Mr. Muhammad when she was nine years old. When asked why it took so long for her to come out, she stated that she feared nobody would believe her since the testimony of a woman is not worth a lot in her social circle. The crying woman also confessed that Mr. Muhammad used to beat her when she displeased him, and she feared physical retribution.
Mr. Beelzebub, the lawyer representing the accused prophet, denied the gravity of the accusations, saying that "everyone was doing it at the time," and that his client "did not remember the situation in quite the same way."
But later that day more stories emerged from other victims, encouraged by Aisha's testimony and resulting in the viral #MuhammadToo campaign on Twitter.
Here are those stories and the worldwide reaction…
I DARE YOU
THE MURDER WEAPON
A WELL WRITTEN POLICE REPORT
AMERICA THANKS YOU
OUR JOB
CLOSE, BUT…
RADIOACTIVE TREASON
WHAT OBAMA WAS NOT
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP PROCLAIMS OCTOBER 9 2017 AS COLUMBUS DAY
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION
Five hundred and twenty-five years ago, Christopher Columbus completed an ambitious and daring voyage across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas. The voyage was a remarkable and then-unparalleled feat that helped launch the age of exploration and discovery.The permanent arrival of Europeans to the Americas was a transformative event that undeniably and fundamentally changed the course of human history and set the stage for the development of our great Nation.
Therefore, on Columbus Day, we honor the skilled navigator and man of faith, whose courageous feat brought together continents and has inspired countless others to pursue their dreams and convictions -- even in the face of extreme doubt and tremendous adversity.
More than five centuries after his initial voyage, we remember the "Admiral of the Ocean Sea" for building the critical first link in the strong and enduring bond between the United States and Europe.
While Isabella I and Ferdinand II of Spain sponsored his historic voyage, Columbus was a native of the City of Genoa, in present day Italy, and represents the rich history of important Italian American contributions to our great Nation. There can be no doubt that American culture, business, and civic life would all be much less vibrant in the absence of the Italian American community.
We also take this opportunity to reaffirm our close ties to Columbus's country of birth, Italy. Italy is a strong ally and a valued partner in promoting peace and promoting prosperity around the world.
In commemoration of Christopher Columbus's historic voyage, the Congress, by joint resolution of April 30, 1934, and modified in 1968 (36 U.S.C. 107), as amended, has requested the President proclaim the second Monday of October of each year as "Columbus Day."
NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 9, 2017, as Columbus Day.
I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities. I also direct that the flag of the United States be displayed on all public buildings on the appointed day in honor of our diverse history and all who have contributed to shaping this Nation.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this sixth day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand seventeen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-second.
DONALD J. TRUMP The White House Washington D.C.
BAD NEWS FOR ACHMED
GREAT HEALTHCARE NEWS
THANKS, RAY!
Ray Charles’ response to the spoiled brats of the NFL who hate America the Beautiful…
THIS LAND IS OUR LAND
[As a political satire of Woody Guthrie’s lyrics, is there a patriot folk singer who can put this to music for YouTube?]
This land is our land
This land’s not your land
So get out of our land and go back to your land
This land was made for those here legally.
From California to the New York island; From the red wood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for those here legally.
As I was walking that ribbon of highway, I saw above me that endless skyway: I saw below me that golden valley: This land was made for those here legally.
I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts; And all around me a voice was sounding: This land was made for those here legally.
When the sun came shining, and I was strolling, And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling, As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting: This land was made for those here legally.
As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." But on the other side it didn't say nothing, That side was made for those here legally.
In the shadow of the steeple I saw these people, By the relief office I seen these people; As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking Is this land made for those here illegally?
Nobody living can ever stop me, As I go walking that freedom highway; Nobody living can ever make me turn back This land was made for those here legally.
This land is our land
This land’s not your land
So get out of our land and go back to your land
From California to the New York island; From the red wood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for those here legally.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
THE ANTIFA POT
COMING TO A SANCTUARY CITY NEAR YOU
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
- She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
- Mostly to clean the house.
- To help us out of there when we were getting born.
- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
- They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
- We're related.
- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
DIRTY POLITICS
SUPPORT LGBT!
HAPPINESS STARTS WITH A SMILE
Antwerp, Belgium. A Belgian advertising agency working for Coca Cola hired an actor to laugh at something he was watching on his iPad while riding the Antwerp metro.
What happens is joyously magical. We dare you not to laugh yourself. This is such a wonderful reminder of how beautiful our common humanity is.
MEDICAL SCIENCE DISCOVERS A CURE FOR MOSLEM TERRORISM
Research by the World Health Organization (WHO) in Geneva, Switzerland has proven that eating ham and salami while drinking a glass of red wine at each meal reduces the risk of becoming a Moslem terrorist by exactly 100%.
Note that it must be red wine – the WHO researchers determined that white wine does not have the same deterrent effect as only girly-men drink white wine.
NOTHING AND SOMETHING
THE HORNET’S NEST
The Hornet’s Nest can be found at #CNNBlackmail
MORE FAKE NEWS
WINNERS AND LOSERS
WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO ALL TRUMP HATERS
DON’T DRIVE IN RUSSIA
To get car insurance in Russia you have to have a working dashcam. Here is a collection of Russian dashcam video clips that should dissuade anyone from driving there. Note that these are the good ones where people miraculously don’t get hurt.
TRUMP SHRUGGED
IN VINO VERITAS
THE BEATEN MAN
I KNOW – BUT WHY??
DON’T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
Yesterday (5/04), Australian Prime Minister met with President Trump. TTP would like to honor the US-OZ relationship by presenting the most popular song currently in Australia.
It’s a response to a Moslem group called Hizb-ut-Tahrir Australia. At the bottom of its homepage, you will see its declaration:
“Hizb ut-Tahrir is an Islamic political party that works globally to resume the Islamic way of life through the establishment of the Khilafah [Caliphate] in the Muslim World. In the West, Hizb ut-Tahrir carries Islam intellectually as the solution to the malaise of secular liberalism.”
It’s currently in the Aussie news for calling for Moslem apostates to be executed, and advocating “wife-bashing” domestic violence.
So, enjoy Don’t Bite the Hand that Feeds You! Hurray for the Aussies. We need their spirit – and their songs – here in America.
MAXINE HAS THE SOLUTION TO OBAMACARE
While discussing the rationing of health care under ObamaCare – that Trump can’t seem to get rid of – with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.
A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution.
When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot one Senator and two Congressmen.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well, bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
With all the seniors gathered there, it will be just like a nursing home -- only free.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
How's that for a politically correct, pragmatic solution??
Happy hunting…
Maxine