SARAH! A SURPRISE TO THE WORLD BUT NOT TO TTP’ERS

What did that guy say standing in front of that phony cardboard Greek Temple a couple of nights ago in Denver?  Nobody remembers, nobody cares.  Because everybody is talking about somebody else, the most exciting political surprise of modern times.

In fact, the only people on earth not surprised were readers of To The Point.

On June 4, 2008, TTP's Jack Kelly – whom TTP'ers in the Forum have now dubbed "Nostradamus" – wrote Fire and Nice for McCain's VP.  Her high school basketball teammates called her Sarah Barracuda.  Her fellow beauty contestants for Miss Alaska named her Miss Congeniality. 

Fire & Nice.  Nostradamus Kelly takes political acumen and prescience to a whole new level.

As one TTP'er on the Forum says:

"Thank you Jack Kelly for making my friends think I am a political genius because I told them about the super sexy, super conservative gov from AK way back in June."

Isn't it odd that a VP pick now being universally described by conservatives as "brilliant" and "inspired" came as such as surprise.  Well, we at To The Point are happy to describe Jack Nostradamus Kelly as brilliant and inspired!

So – the first question that comes to mind to ask Dems and Omaniacs is:

Do you have any idea how large a full-grown bull moose is? 

It takes guts to hunt an animal that weighs 1,500 pounds, stands 6½ feet at the shoulder, has antlers six feet wide, can run faster than Usain Bolt (35mph) and trample you to death with huge hooves.  There are more moose attacks in Alaska than there are grizzly and black bear attackes combined (Don't Get Eaten: The Dangers of Animals That Charge Or Attack, p. 73).

Yet Sarah Palin's favorite dish is moose stew – made from a moose she has shot herself.

This is not a gal who is going to be intimidated by a pantywaist who shops for arugula at Whole Foods, nor his slow-thinking sidekick.

And yet she's a woman – a real woman who wears a dress not a pantsuit, who's proud to be a woman, proud to be beautiful, proud to be smart and kick-ass tough, proud to be a mother and wife, proud to be a Christian, proud to be a conservative, proud to be an American.

This is a Real American Woman, folks.  The Democrats should be very afraid.

The O-Jo ticket is toast.  Mac n' Sarah are going to come out of Minneapolis with a lead in the polls and never look back.  The Dems will froth at the mouth, then freak out with fear and panic, then self-destruct.  Their dreams of a filibuster-proof Senate will vanish, the Pelosicrats will lose, not gain, seats in the House, and O-Jo will be lucky to get more electoral votes than George McGovern.

To see why, watch Sarah give her Dayton speech (yesterday, 8/29).  Everything is going to be okay, folks.  America is going to be all right after November 4.