CANADIAN REPORTER PERSON ANNOUNCES POLICE PERSONS HAVE IDENTIFIED GUN PERSON

18-year old biological male trans “woman” mass murderer Jesse Van Rootselaar

VANCOUVER — Breaking News: Canadian Police Refer to Biologically Male School Shooter as ‘They’.

Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identity of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

Anchorpersons at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation confirmed that newspersons on the ground had confirmed the identity with multiple policepersons and firepersons present at the scene.

“CBC News can now confirm that local patrolpersons have a positive ID on the gunperson,” said reporterperson Brad Stevenson. “The identification came through a city councilperson who passed a tip from a mailperson on to a policeperson. We now go live to our cameraperson who is on the scene.”

At publishing time, the CBC anchorperson had turned things over to the station’s weatherperson for what to expect this weekend.

~ Babylon Bee reporting