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“WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”

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The following took place last Tuesday, January 21, 2020.

 

A guy goes into the Artificial Intelligence Bar in Sunnyvale, California where there is a robot bartender.

The robot asks, “What will you have?”

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?

The guy says, “168.”

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

 

After the guy leaves, the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies,“100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, and the 49ers in the Super Bowl this Sunday.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man answers, “70.”

The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . . . Do you folks really think you’re going to impeach Donald Trump?”