THE TWELVE TRIGGERS OF CHRISTMAS

TTP votes #5 as the Best Christmas Trigger

12 Christians praying
11 Good cops cop-ing
10 Trumps a tweeting
9 Men Succeeding
8 Comics joking
7 Armed civilians
6 Russians hacking
5 Whites with no guilt
4 Soyless Lattes
3 Full-time moms
2 Total genders
And a Straight Couple with a Family