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HALF-FULL REPORT 10/07/16

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Sexy BurkaLadies – you’re sure to be the biggest hit at your friends’ upcoming Halloween costume party wearing the Sexy Saudi Burka.

Made by the Yiwu Angel Garment Factory in Zhejiang, China, it was available on Amazon until yesterday (10/06), when a firestorm of protests yelling “Racist!” and “Islamophobic!” caused it to be “no longer available.”

That of course is an incentive for TTP ladies to wear it for sure.  And since a woman’s best accessory is a well-dressed man, be certain he’s appropriately attired in a kaffiyeh headdress, sports a long black beard, and wears a simulated suicide vest.  The Sexy Saudi Burka remains available at foreverfancy.com.

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Last week was awful for The Donald.  Not this week.  The difference was in the debates.  While Trump wimped out against The PIAPS last week (9/26), Mike Pence wiped the floor with her lapdog in the VP debate on Tuesday (10/04) so badly that Timmy is now known as Krazy Kaine.

Kaine was such an obnoxious jerk he interrupted Pence or the libtard moderator over 70 times.  The WaPo’s Chris Cillizza (and no conservative) wasted no time in declaring Pence the winner and Kaine the loser.

The IBD declared Pence’s win was so decisive it “revived Trump’s campaign.”

The day after the debate on Wednesday (10/05), the London Daily Mail headlined, “Mike Pence Twists the Knife in the Clinton Campaign After Winning the VP Debate.”  In a rally in Pennsylvania, Pence noted that “you cannot lead people you loathe,” in denouncing Hillary for her “basket of deplorables” smear.

Pretty clear that Mike Pence is the HFR Hero of the Week, yes?

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In about 48 hours, we’ll have the Second Debate.  In anticipation, yesterday (10/06) the Huffington Post ran a must-read asking “Was the First Presidential Debate Rigged Against Trump?”  Yes, HuffPo.  Maybe the libs there are beginning to think that Hillary is a family crime boss, and not someone who they can trust to carry out their progressive agenda.  After all, she has given over 90 speeches to Wall Street audiences.

The trillion-dollar question for Sunday is, Will Trump Wipe Out Hillary or Wimp Out Again?  Monica Crowley at the WashTimes explains how it can be the former in Trump’s Secret Weapon for Debate No. 2.

If he takes Monica’s advice and pulls a Pence on The PIAPS, a Congressman friend of mine assures me that Trump will win by 5%.

I hope so, but I think that the Dems have their own secret weapon to assure Hillary’s victory:  Voter Fraud, more blatant and massive than anything we’ve ever seen.

In state after state, federal judges are ruling state Voter ID laws magically unconstitutional.  Meanwhile, Indiana State Police announced yesterday (10/06) they are expanding investigations of vote fraud to 57 counties.  Naturally, the Dems being investigated are squealing “Racism!”

You know the old joke:  “My grandfather voted Republican all his life – but after he died 20 years ago he’s voted Democrat ever since.”

Well sure enough, now we find out that Dems are registering the dead to vote in Virginia.  Then there’s the complaint filed yesterday (10/06) by a watchdog group with the FEC regarding Hillary’s election law violations.  And does anyone think that investigations of voter fraud by Chicago officials will amount to anything?

In today’s NRO, my friend John Fund explains The Myth of the Myth of Voter Fraud, and why it’s so dangerous.

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If you want to know the stakes on November 8 in the fewest words, read Roger Simon’s Turning the USA Totalitarian (10/06).  In short:

“Whatever you think of Donald Trump, the election of Hillary Clinton will be a moral and legal catastrophe unprecedented in the history of our country from which it may never recover.”

The only possible way I see America recovering is for individual states like Texas seceding from the criminal regime Washington will become with the Clintons.  But that would mean the breakup of the US.

We are already perilously close to having a criminally corrupt regime instead of a legitimate government in Washington.  The FBI is no longer a legitimate law enforcement agency with its director being corrupted by the Clintons.

There is now a report (10/06) that “FBI Agents Are Ready to Revolt” over this.  They must or the FBI will be permanently besmirched – and there will no longer be any moral reason to obey it or the edicts of any other bunch of federalies.

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Okay, time for a fun news break.  Have you heard about the latest asininity on college campuses where students get to pick their own personal pronoun – and you can be punished if you don’t use it?  If some gender-confused toad brain kid demands to be called “ze” instead of “he,” you better or else.

So when the University of Michigan instituted this policy last month, a student named Greg Strobl decided to have some fun, officially demanding that he shall henceforth be referred to as “His Majesty.”

Professors and students will now be required under university law to address him as “His Majesty Greg Strobl.”  This is beautifully brilliant, wonderfully educational for us – that ridicule is the best counter-argument.  Turn the Left’s demands into a joke, make them a reduction ad absurdum and force them to live up to the absurdity.  Thanks, Greg.

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Congratulations are due to Pope Francis this week.  On Saturday in Tbilisi, Georgia, he denounced the Left’s “World War on Marriage” as part of its subversive “ideological colonization” corrupting much of the world.

In particular, he condemned as “nasty” the efforts of schools (such as the University of Michigan?) to “indoctrinate children with the idea their gender was something which could be chosen or changed.”

The Pope evidently understands that the Left’s campaign to sew gender confusion is designed to weaken the institution of marriage as an obstacle to atomizing people, making it easier for the government to control them.  Thanks, Francis.

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The Hahahaha of the week has got to be that “The NFL has been sacked for a loss, ratings fumble, viewership down.”  What’s surprising is that the spineless politically correct NFL officials were “taken by surprise” by this after they refused to ban Colin Kaeperdick (no typo) for his hatred of America.

At least the Colts had the nerve to fire Antonio Cromartie on Tuesday (10/04) after he pulled the same racist stunt on Sunday (10/02).

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The most hilarious news of the week, however, comes from Norway.  All Nobel prizes – save one – are awarded by the Swedish Nobel Committee.  The exception is the Peace Prize, which is determined by a committee of Norwegians.  They really blew it today (10/07), by giving it to Juan Manuel Santos, President of Colombia.

It’s obvious that it was given for his triumph of achieving a peace deal between Colombia and the hideously murderous FARC Narco-Communist guerrillas.  For everyone knew that the referendum approving the deal held on Sunday (10/02) would win overwhelmingly.  After all, all the polls and all the journalists said so.

Except that the voters of Colombia on Sunday defeated the peace deal with the Communists.

The New York Times claimed the defeat left “A Nation in Shock.”  No, it was the New York Times, along with the world’s Enemedia and global elite that was in shock, not Colombians.  They knew the “peace” deal was nothing more than outright surrender to the FARC butchers who would never be jailed for their genocidal crimes and be fully free to continue subverting freedom in Colombia.

But the gargantuan celebration lauding Santos for his surrender was already in motion, it was too late to switch the award to someone else.  So the Norwegians had to put on their game face and say the award was for Santos’ “efforts” towards peace, not his actually achieving anything.

It’s really funny and truly gratifying to see the entire global libtard elite with an omelette on their smug faces.  The HFR salutes the Colombians – they are the International Heroes of the Week.

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As we close this week, Rasmussen, the most reliable pollster, says Trump and Clinton are running neck-and-neck, the race is currently tied.

On Monday at a rally in Michigan, Bill Clinton actually called Obamacare a “crazy system,” and explained in detail why “It’s the craziest thing in the world.”  He really said this – watch the video in the link.

Meanwhile this week (10/06), the WashTimes reports that Trump has so far won the endorsement of 354,200 law enforcement officers.

Police Endorse Trump
That includes the National Fraternal Order of Police, which represents 330,000 officers; the National Border Patrol Council, representing 16,500 Border Patrol agents; and the National Immigration and Customs Enforcement Council with 5,000 immigration officers.

And last night (10/07) at a rally in New Hampshire, Trump provided one of the absolute best reasons to vote for him.  He pledged that as much as 70 percent of federal agency regulations could be eliminated if he is elected in November.  The video is in the link.

Manna from heaven.  It’s just about impossible to overexaggerate how much this one policy would increase both freedom and prosperity in America.  Wow.

So keep your fingers crossed this Sunday night.  If Trumps pulls a Pence, The PIAPS will be in his rear-view mirror.  Go for it, Donald, don’t let us down.