HALF-FULL REPORT 10/23/15

We have to begin with a HFR Cold Open.

Here’s the SNL Cold Open last Saturday (10/17) with Seinfeld co-creator Larry David’s impossibly funny bang-on impersonation of Bernie Sanders, Kate McKinnon as a psycho Hillary, Alec Baldwin as Jim Webb, and Jon Rudnitsky as an effeminate Anderson Cooper:

Larry David so accurately portrays Bernie as the crazy uncle in America’s attic that anyone with a 3-digit IQ can see he’s a joke and anyone actually wanting him to be president is an idiot.

Bernie is simply a crackpot, while Hillary is not, nor is she crazy, a joke, or an idiot. She is, instead, a fascist in every sense of the word. She is morally a bad person in every sense of the term.

While Zero as a politician is characterized by a hatred of America, the PIAPS is characterized by an indifference towards America.

While he is trying to purposefully damage America, she does not care if she does. She personifies Nietzsche’s Will to Power, wanting power and the presidency simply for the sake of it.

Her greatest political liability is that she is fundamentally Unlikeable – as in the title of Ed Klein’s devastating new book.

No matter how the Enemedia cover for her, a majority of Americans viscerally understand she is a dishonest, corrupt, lying, conniving, untrustworthy dirtbag who’s never accomplished anything noteworthy except being a president’s wife.

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Ed Klein nails Hillary to the wall and his sources are excellent. Thus he came close to explaining why SloJoe bowed out of challenging her for the Dem nomination on Wednesday (10/21). Let’s fill in the blanks:

Zero hates her and her husband – there’s a “blood feud” between them. Her presidency would erase his legacy – while SloJoe would enshrine it. In fact, Zero thinks he’d have essentially a third term being the power behind SloJoe’s throne.

The conundrum: Joe’s challenging Hillary straight up would irreparably infuriate Dem women.

The solution: Joe gracefully bows out, while ValJar tells FBI Director James Comey the White House wants a thorough investigation of Hillary’s Emailgate, followed by a criminal indictment and prosecution – but only, Jim, wink, wink, wink, “if warranted.”

The FBI now has its marching orders. Once a criminal indictment is issued – neither Attorney General Lynch nor Zero can be blamed, the FBI is demanding it – then it’s Hillary who has to bow out of the race, after which SloJoe gracefully and oh-so-regretfully bows back in.

And to soothe the fury of Hillary’s female worshippers, he chooses Fauxcahontas Warren as his running mate (Deval Patrick, Zero’s initial choice, will be offered a choice Cabinet position).

An alternate scenario is presenting Hillary with the FBI evidence for indictment, which will be forgotten should she withdraw for health/medical reasons.

Matt Drudge told the world “she’s old and sick”; she had a coughing fit on national television yesterday (10/22). Klein quotes her friends as saying her serious health problems are mounting.

Either way, SloJoe is waiting in the wings.

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Only a masochist would put themselves through 11 hours of lying by the PIAPS to the Benghazi Committee yesterday.

The most despicable moment was when she actually claimed that murdered Ambassador Chris Stevens was joking when he requested more security in Benghazi.

Such a moment makes you hope all those reports on her failing health are true.

The truly depressing problem about Hillary, however, is not Hillary. Here’s the real problem:

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I just got home from Warsaw, Poland. The Parliamentary elections are this Sunday (overmorrow, 10/25), which everyone expects the Law & Justice Party of President Andrzej Duda to win. In the meetings I had, I was told that if that were the outcome, I would be asked to be the foreign policy advisor to the new government. We’ll see.

For me, Poland is the most interesting and hopeful country in Europe now.

It has had the highest GDP growth rate in the EU for years, the Poles are the most entrepreneurial and energetic people in all Europe, they are honest and trustworthy with rock-solid family values, and they love America (which is why Zero is a mystery to them).

Further, they are very proud of their being an anti-magnet for Moslem “refugees” flooding into Europe. “We offer so little welfare for them that none of them want to come here,” was a comment I heard often.

They all belly-laughed when I showed them this cartoon:

Everyone assured me: “Moslems can forget about colonizing Poland! That’ll be a cold day in Hell!”

Speaking of cold, winter is descending on central Europe with the “refugees” freezing their teezkoun off and bitterly complaining in Germany about it. So sad.

Same with the 47,000 of them that just poured into Slovenia in the last few days. They’re so upset that they are burning down their camps so they can be even colder and hungrier.

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Meanwhile back in the USA, the dumbest Republican governor in America, Rick Snyder, proclaimed on Monday (10/19) that the more “Middle Eastern refugees” come to Michigan the better.

In a campaign stop in Kalamazoo earlier this month, Ted Cruz said it was “crazy” for Zero to “bring in tens of thousands of people including jihadists that are coming here to murder innocent Americans.”

Cruz is obviously right, especially when FBI Director Comey told Congress on Wednesday (10/21) there’s no way to screen them.

It’s only crazy however for anyone patriotic. For the Hate America Libtards at the Detroit News, it’s Cruz who is wacko because he “insults Moslems” and would have rejected Jewish refugees from Hitler. Yes, that’s how deranged libtards are – and the Pub Gov of Michigan is on their side.

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Bibi Netanyahu got a dose of this leftie insanity when he said on Tuesday (10/20) that the Palestinian Mufti of Jerusalem, Amin al-Husseini, gave Hitler the idea of the Holocaust. Bibi sparked “outrage” precisely because he told the truth.

Twelve years ago, I told the story of how al-Husseini, in Berlin in late 1941, gave Hitler the idea of the Holocaust in The English Godfather of Palestinian Terrorism (December 2003).

Palestinian terrorists and Nazis have been blood brothers from the beginning. Which makes any libtard supporter of Palestinians in the West and in the Enemedia a Nazi-sympathizer. Thanks to Bibi for making it clear.

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We can’t make Bibi HFR Hero of the Week though, as he does something too often to deserve it, and we can’t be that repetitive. No, the honor goes to Federal Judge Robert Pitman.

On Saturday (10/17), Judge Pitman of the US District Court for West Texas ruled that Texas may deny birth certificates to the anchor babies of illegal aliens.

Libtards everywhere are in a state of – you guessed it – outrage. Particularly since the judge is an Obama appointee. Judge Pitman is HFR Hero of the Week.

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We have two must-reads this week. First is an inspiring advocacy of free speech by a sophomore at Georgetown University, Joe DiPietro.

Joe is understandably upset at all the campus snowflakes who can’t handle either truth or reality. We need a lot more young folks like him. (Hat tip: TTPer David Mogsby!).

The other is especially enjoyable – even more so as it’s in the leftie Vox.com site: Democrats in Denial: Their Party Is Actually in Deep Trouble.

The best part is the author’s conclusion: the Dems have no plan to save it.

Then there’s the funniest read of the week. As you know, too many Canadians were stupid and spineless enough to elect a hyper-leftie pro-Moslem-terrorist pretty boy as their leader this week. In response, the New York Post ran a headline that you dare not see while drinking your coffee:

Geraldo Sends Congrats to New Canadian Prime Minister… And Says I Slept with Your Mom

Now Canadians get to feel as embarrassed by their leader as Americans are by theirs.  Our sincere condolences to TTPers in the Great White North.

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We’ll close with a question:

What are your plans for this coming New Years Eve?

If they include sitting around staring at each other because your kids are grown and partying by themselves, or watching fireworks in Sydney, Australia on the flat screen then calling it a night at 9pm, we have an alternative:

Celebrating New Years with your fellow TTPers in sunny beautiful Portugal.

We’d fly US to Lisbon the evening of Monday, December 28, arriving the morning of the 29^th. We’ll spend three days in the beach resort of Cascais, where we’ll have our New Years Eve party and watch Cascais’ famously spectacular fireworks, then transfer to the World Heritage Site of historic Sintra with its castles in the sky. We’ll be back home Monday January 4^th.

If you’re intrigued, let me know and I’ll get you the details. One thing I can assure you – we’ll have a fabulous fun New Years!

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