THE ZERO WHITE HOUSE AS A TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT

Are we having fun yet?  We might as well try, amidst the multiple looming disasters awaiting our economy and our country – not to mention a lot of other countries as well – with the Zero White House running Washington.  One way to do so is to look at Zero's new home as a target-rich environment.

Here's target number one.  "Zero," of course, is an alternate name for the individual we called NMP – Not My President – shortly after November 4.  Now it's turning out that vast multitudes don't look upon him as their president either, due to this crazy controversy over his birth certificate.

Crazy because producing a verifiably genuine birth certificate should be the simplest thing in the world to do, instantly squashing the controversy.  Yet Zero won't produce it, allowing the issue to metastasize to the point of full page ads in the Chicago Tribune.

The ad sums up the issue, and it is a serious one.  Constitutionally restricting the presidency to natural-born citizens, thus excluding naturalized citizens is, for example, the one single barrier preventing Arnold Schwarzenegger from running for president.

That Zero refuses to release his actual birth certificate is proof for many that he is not natural born but naturalized instead.  Yet the two principal drivers of the controversy, my good buddies Joseph Farah and Jerry Corsi of WorldNetDaily, are not convinced of this.

They suspect that the real truth Zero is hiding may be even more bizarre than what everybody thinks.  I've known Joseph for many years and the details of what he told me is for him to reveal when he chooses, not me.  I can tell you it is OMG wild.

There is, however, a great upside to the mystery never being solved, the truth never revealed, for Zero to continue stonewalling.  For then, Americans in the growing millions would view his presidency as illegal and illegitimate, and owe him neither allegiance nor obedience.  This would give them the moral resolve to resist the fascism of his laws, executive orders, and regulations.

Which brings us to target number two.  Zero's willingness to sacrifice American prosperity on the altar of Global Warming should be the gift that keeps on giving to Republicans.

When he spoke via video to the "Governors' Global Climate Summit" on November 18, Zero sounded like an Algore lunatic:

"The science is beyond dispute and the facts are clear. Sea levels are rising. Coastlines are shrinking. We've seen record drought, spreading famine, and storms that are growing stronger with each passing hurricane season."

Every bit of this is nonsense.  Either he is a scientific illiterate, as stupid as Algore, or is using the glowarm con as a rationale to expand government power – or maybe all three.  Whichever, his war upon "fossil fuels" such as oil and coal could not be better designed to ruin any chances of economic recovery.

Which gives Republicans the absolute perfect opportunity to target Zero and the other glowarmer nutballs in Congress at every moment the economy is not rebounding while we are shivering and suffering with global cooling – for in fact, due to the lack of the sun's magnetic activity, the earth is cooling, not warming.

This segues into a third target:  Zero's anti-capitalist pro-government boondoggle bias.  He has no understanding of what is actually required for the "economic recovery" he boasts of achieving:  real jobs, rather than make-work government subsidized "green jobs;  reducing regulatory barriers rather than raising them; getting the government out of the way of entrepreneurs and small business rather than getting more and more in the way;  producing and using more energy rather than less.

It's not that he's a "Marxist" or "socialist."  More importantly, he's an economic illiterate as much as he's a scientific illiterate.  He hasn't a clue of how businesses work, having neither run or worked for one.

Thus his entire economic program will consist of handing out government subsidies to those with political connections – "political entrepreneurs."  Another golden opportunity for Republicans to skewer him for all the resultant corruption and failure to actually improve the economy.

A fourth target:  the coming lack of respect for America throughout the world.  Zero voters want the world to love us – and they are going to be rudely surprised to find out what counts in the world is respect, not love.  Under Zero, country after country will feel free to ignore America's interests or desires.

One example.  I am now revising my timetable for how far off in the future China's takeover of Russian Siberia will be.  I thought 10 years, possibly 20 at the most.  The odds are now growing that it may be imminent – 1 to 2 years away.

Beijing has long admitted that it needs over 8% GDP growth to keep Chinese society from exploding in protest.  China's economy is contracting so fast that many economists are predicting that 2009 will see as little as 1% and maybe even an actual recession of negative growth.

This is an impossible nightmare for the Chicoms.  There will be only one way for them to avoid losing power and China to disintegrate into anarchic chaos:  redirect people's rage towards a foreign devil.

That could be Taiwan, but China still doesn't have the amphibious capacity to get massive numbers of soldiers across 100 miles of ocean in the Formosa Strait.  Besides, Taiwan is being nicey-nice now.  The payoff really isn't there anyway.  What does China get except revenge and a ruined island?

No, the real payoff lies right next door to dried-up desertified northern China: millions of square kilometers of land with forests, water, natural resources, and hardly any people.  Further, there is a historical grievance to be rectified.

As we learned in Chinese Siberia (November 2006), Russia stole a large chunk of Siberia from China a century and a-half ago.  An ideal time to get it back would be when it provides a perfect alternative to anarchy and Chicom loss of power – and when there is a milquetoast amateur in the White House who can be ignored.

Stuff like this is going to happen all over the globe.  More and more calamities, political, economic, and military, in which America will be ineffectual.  After a while, legions of Zero voters will also be demanding to see the real birth certificate!

These are among the more obvious targets.  More will emerge in the coming months.  Zero is painting a bull's eye on the White House.  Of course, will take that rarest form of humanity known as RWB's – Republicans With Balls – to best exploit the targets.  But as Zero's failures mount, perhaps the numbers of RWB's will increase.

Might as well have fun while America's ship is sinking.  For the quicker we sink Zero's ship, the better chance we have of keeping America's afloat.