HALF-FULL REPORT 04/04/08

"Ted Turner Offers To Commit Suicide To End Global Warming."

That should have been the headline for this story, in which the founder of CNN declared:

"We're too many people; that's why we have global warming."

The HFR couldn't agree more with you on this, Ted – with one caveat.  What we actually have is too many people like you.  Anyone who believes there are too many people inhabiting the earth has only one moral and consistent path of action to take:

Start reducing the human population by starting with themselves, i.e., commit suicide.

The world really will be much better off without you, Ted.  Trust us on this.  We don't care how you do it – slit your wrists, drink Draino, whatever – just don't take anyone else along with you unless it's Jane Fonda.

In the meantime, the HFR thanks you for so clearly reminding everyone what an incredible idiot you are, and how every time you open your mouth, you do grave damage to the credibility of the commie causes you mindlessly espouse.

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As long as we're into revealing embarrassments, let's talk about the name of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.  It's racist bigotry, as everyone knows, to mention Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.'s middle name of "Hussein" – for that is a Moslem name, the mention of which might get people to thinking that there might be a Moslem connection between Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. and other Moslems who have the same name like Saddam Hussein.

So let's not focus on Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.'s middle name of Hussein, and focus instead on his first name.  For that too, is a Moslem name from the Koran.  "Brk" – you supply the vowels, for Arabic is written in consonants only – is Koranic Arabic for "blessing."

When girls are given the name, it is Baraka;  for boys, it's Barack.  His grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama, converted to Islam so devoutly he gave his son not just one, but two Moslem names, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., who in turn gave his son both thoroughly Moslem and non-African names, Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

So why shouldn't using Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.'s Moslem first name of "Barack" be just as racist-bigot as using his second Moslem name of "Hussein"?

There's a further embarrassment.  "Hussein" is not a word, it's a name, the name of Mohammed's grandson and first male descendant, as he had no sons.  Barack/Baraka is an Arabic word used as a name.  Like many words, it has two different meanings.

Get ready for the exquisite irony of this, especially given Obambi's black racist preacher.  If you scroll down this list Arab girls' names, you'll find the two meanings of Baraka.  The first is "blessing."  The second is… "white one."

Barack means White One, Whitey.  Whitey Hussein – pretty funny name for a politician pretending he's all black and really Christian, don't you think?

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What's happening in China now is not funny, as beatings and murders of Tibetans and others protesting Chicom tyranny increase.  What's half-full about this is that another colonized people in China are rising, and it's dawning on the world that China isn't just Chinese.  Just like the Soviet Union wasn't just Russian.

The Soviet Union was a colonial empire within its own borders – and so is China.  Tibet is a colony of Beijing's, like Estonia or Kazakhstan was of Moscow's.  But not its only colony.  Another is East Turkestan, which the Chicoms call Xinjiang Province.

We discussed East Turkestan and its Turkic non-Chinese peoples such as the Uighurs (wee-gurz) in Tyranny and the Boogieman of Islam (June 2005).  It's worth you're reading  now.

For anti-Chinese riots are breaking out in East Turkestan oases such as Kashgar and Khotan, while Uighurs in Istanbul today (4/04) disrupted the Chicom torch run.

We too easily look upon China as Red China, Communist China.  But like the Soviet Union, for which Communism or "Marxism-Leninism" provided an ideological/moral rationale for Russian imperialism – so it is for the massive ethnic majority of China, the Han, and their rulers.

What we are witnessing in Tibet and East Turkestan is China being increasingly exposed as a repressive state of Han colonial imperialism.

What's funny is the anger of so many Han Chinese on the street towards the protests of their colonial subjects.  "We spend so much money on them, try to improve their lives, and this is how they repay us?"  Millions of enraged denouncements like this are flooding the Chinese blogosphere.

It's funny because it's the Han's turn to learn the Law of Colonial Ingratitude.  It doesn't matter how much you try to "help" a subject people – they still want to be free of your rule.

Especially when your rule is genocidal.  The Chicoms and the Han in general seem determined to have the world call their glorious celebration this summer The Genocide Olympics.  As such, it's promising to be the greatest collective loss of face for an entire people in modern times.

We'll drink a half-full glass to that.