JAHANNAM IN JOLO

This Reuters news bulletin was issued today (4/19):

JOLO, Philippines – Moslem extremists decapitated six workers they were holding hostage on the southern Philippine island of Jolo, a senior military official said on Thursday. Major-General Ruben Rafael, commander of military forces on Jolo, said his soldiers discovered the headless bodies close to Parang town, where the workers were kidnapped on Monday by the Abu Sayyaf, the Philippines’ deadliest Moslem rebel group.

Quick – someone send Gary Cooper to Jolo.

In 1939, Coop starred in The Real Glory, where he played Dr. Bill Canavan, a US Army doctor trying to protect Christian villagers in the Philippines from a cholera epidemic and Moslem suicide killers – set in 1906!

The leader of the Moslem fanatics is named Alipang.  Cooper breaks Alipang’s will by threatening to kill him and bury him wrapped in a bloody pigskin.  Afraid such defilement will result in his not going to heaven but Jahannam, Islamic Hell, Alipang commands his men to surrender.

The plot episode was taken from stories of then-Capt. John “Black Jack” Pershing (1860-1948) using this tactic against Moslem rebels (“Moros”) in 1900-3.

Nonetheless, I thought it ironic in the extreme that this Reuters report should appear three days after an obscure item in the business section of USA Today, Squeezing Diesel Out Of Animal Fat.

The story announced: “Oil company ConocoPhillips and meat producer Tyson Foods said Monday they’re joining forces to produce diesel fuel for U.S. vehicles using beef, pork and poultry fat.”

Biofuel from pig fat.  Does that ring a bell from say, a year ago (April 2006) when you read about Project Jahannam?

Few words in Washington are whispered with more trepidation than those two.  Maybe, maybe not, there’s a group of guys drilled deep into some part of our intel apparatus determined to seriously mess with fragile Moslem minds – by getting pig fat biofuel mixed into jetfuel used by airlines in the Middle East.

The result would be molecules of pig fat – harmless physically but not psychologically – incorporated into the fat cells of every Moslem crazy, their bodies so pig-polluted the gates of heaven will be shut against them.  All fire, no virgins, have a nice burning forever.

The purpose, as explained to me, is a form of “ultimate deterrence.”  The War on Islamofascism is at root a psychological war, and Project Jahannam is a kick ‘em in the cajones psy-ops.

“If such a fear makes Moslem terrorists hesitate, injects doubt that they and their fellow Moslems just might be rejected at heaven’s gate, then ‘PJ’ will serve its purpose,” the explanation concluded.

So maybe we don’t have to send Gary Cooper or Black Jack Pershing to Jolo, or elsewhere where Moslem crazies congregate.  We can just tell them to look up in the sky at that plane’s contrail, and kiss their virgins goodbye.