HOW TO SPOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN A MILE AWAY

There’s a cheap and easy way for anyone protecting the US-Mexico border from the alien invasion – such as the Minutemen – to spot an illegal a mile away.  So if you know any Minutemen, feel free to forward this to them.

For here’s how they can make their own Illegal Alien Detector.

Industrial microwave burglar alarms, used to cover a large area such as a warehouse, cost less than 100 bucks.  They are considered an obsolete technology, replaced by photoelectric beams or infrared motion detectors.  (It’s because the latter’s protection area is confined by walls and glass;  as microwaves penetrate walls and glass, more false alarms are generated beyond the protection area.)

These now cheap microwave alarms have a range of less than 200 feet at a wide angle.  They come with a rectangular horn that emits the microwaves.  To greatly extend the range and tighten the focus, simply extend the horn by attaching copper sheeting or foil.

Duck tape 36-inch sections of thin copper sheeting ( or styrofoam board with copper foil), extending each side of the horn, making sure the copper is in full contact with the horn and the angle of the horn/sheeting is continuously the same.

If copper sheeting or foil is unavailable, substitute aluminum foil, which is 10% or so less efficient.

The range of your now Illegal Alien Detector will be a mile for an individual moving and two miles or more for a moving vehicle.  The focus at these lengths will be about one degree, or a little over the width of the full moon.

Using two such IADs, each on a different frequency, you can triangulate the position of the individual or vehicle within a few feet.

To tap into the frequency, you’ll need the circuit diagram (from the manual) to locate the output of the mixer circuit before it goes into the on/off relay (called a discriminator).  That’s where to connect an audio amplifier and headphones.  That way you’ll get an analog signal you can listen to instead of a binary on/off alarm.  

You need to hold it steady as any shaking will ruin the signal.  So place it on a tripod, table, car hood (without the engine running!), pickup truck roof, etc.

With practice, you can distinguish between the Doppler audio signal reflected by adults and children with their shorter arms and legs.  You can distinguish between men and women (women’s hips move differently and you can actually hear the difference in the Doppler signal).

A man with a gun will signal differently, his hands if carrying, his hips if holstered.  A man with a rifle on his shoulder will move his shoulders differently.  You can hear the difference with practice (and you’re not tone-deaf).

You can distinguish between one and two people, two and five, five and ten, etc.  If you connected the signal to a computer with a Fourier analysis program, you could count each person in a group of several dozen.

Any Minuteman or enterprising Border Patrolman can afford and easily make an IAD.  (Although the higher the power of the unit, the higher the sensitivity, and these are the more expensive models). Battery use is minimal so they can run all night on one charge. 

Spaced a mile apart, 100 Minutemen can protect a 100 mile stretch of border.

Spread the word about the IAD and you’ll make protecting our border suddenly easier.