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I do not have the words to adequately express the extent to which I think “Plamegate” is unadulterated tripe.  I will next week, but not yet, since I’m writing this before the indictments (most likely for some fascist “obstruction-of-justice” drivel) have been announced.

With the Miers debacle thankfully behind him – remember that the day after Bush announced her nomination you read in That Tears It that her nomination would be withdrawn – GW can now mount a DeLay-type offensive against any fascist indictments, rally the whole conservative movement behind him to cut spending, throw illegal aliens outta here (yes, I know, it’s about time, but he’s finally getting religion), go after the crazies who run Syria and Iran – and prepare the way for his successor.

This is now the opportunity for me to divulge a tightly-kept White House secret.

You know how GW gives people nicknames?  There is one nickname he never uses except among trusted White House staff, and that’s what he calls Condi Rice:  “Forty-Four.”

44.  Ronald Reagan was 40.  GW’s Dad was 41.  Slick was 42.  He’s 43.  GW is determined that Condi will be the 44^th President of the United States.

Earlier this month, Clinton’s political Svengali-now-Nemesis, Dick Morris came out with a book, Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race.  Not only did you know this last February in Cheney and Condi, you learned how Bush was going to hand the nomination to Condi on a silver platter.

There is nothing GW is more presidentially passionate about than defending his country from Moslem terrorism.  We may disagree about how he’s doing it, but that’s his passion, that’s what he wants his legacy to be.  Thus the overriding goal of his presidency right now is to have a successor upon whom he can depend to defend America with the same passion.  He has chosen Condi.

He has two nightmares.  He is obdurately determined to prevent America’s security being turned over to Hillary Clinton.  He is equally determined to prevent it turned over to John McCain.  She is straightforward evil and he is dangerously unstable.  Condi is his way of preventing either.

There is no need to detail the nightmare of a Hillary presidency.  As for McCain, I can’t go into the details – all I can tell you is that there are some things heading Johnny’s way that will simply annihilate his candidacy.  Annihilate as in Hiroshima or the horde of Genghiz Khan.

Condi’s campaign for the presidency began this week – in Birmingham, Alabama and Largo, Maryland.  Last weekend, the Secretary of State, accompanied by British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw and British Ambassador David Manning, was in her home town of “Bombingham” as it was known when she grew up there amidst explosions of KKK racism. 

KKK insanity was a distant memory with the motorcades and marching band parades in her honor, and 80,000 wildly cheering fans of hers and the Crimson Tide of Alabama when she did the coin toss at the Tuscaloosa stadium.  She’s running, folks, non-denial denials notwithstanding.  And Hillary is running scared because of it.

The excitement of a Condi campaign – a conservative black woman who’s one of the most respected and famous people on the planet – is going to be simply awesome.  And simply terrifying to the Democrats.  There’s no way the Dems can hold on to the black vote against Condi.  That’s why Condi’s campaign also began in Maryland this week.

On  Tuesday, October 25, at Prince George’s Community College, Republican Lt. Governor Michael Steele announced his candidacy for the United States Senate. 

As you read last month in 2006: Year of the Black Republican, a number of extraordinarily talented and bright black conservative Republicans are going to dominate the 2006 gubernatorial and senatorial campaigns.  That sets up Condi’s run for the White House roses.

A Condi presidency would terminate the sado-masochistic power game the Democrats play with blacks that you read about in Infantilizomania.  Once that game is over, the Democrats are finished as a national party.  They will be the Whigs of the 21^st century.

Once blacks cease seeing themselves as victims, they will unleash an entrepreneurial energy that will revitalize American inner cities.  Condi will re-energize America as she will the world.

And we’ll have George Bush to thank for it.  For nicknaming a woman “44”.